For Shari

Happy Birthday!

Please take a look at my boyfriend Gerry's website below. I have decided to loan him to you for the night. It is your birthday, and after all, I have so many other boyfriends, that I suppose I can spare Gerry for one evening. :-) Be nice to him!

http://www.gerardbutler.net/

PS
You do not touch Les Stroud. Him, I do not share.