My Poetry

This is to all of you who are guilty of one of the following offenses:

1. You didn't bother to read my poems.
2. You didn't like them.
3. You laughed at them, and then immediately dumped me.
4. You failed to return my phone call last weekend.

I was going to add "You were jealous of my astounding literary talent", but I have decided that you should not be penalized for being jealous of my abilities. Who wouldn't be? (Just kidding.)

I would like to inform you that I have received a request from a publisher for an entire manuscript. I am about to be published. HA!

So THERE!

PS
Hehehehee! I am so stoked!