I would like to take a moment to apologize for the atrocious behavior of one of the members of my man-harem. For the sake of privacy, I will not use his name. I will simply call him # 7.
I am ashamed to say that the behavior of # 7 came to light this morning after a recording of him was released to the public. I would like to be clear that I am not upset, nor am I apologizing for
# 7 because of what he said on the tape. I could care less who he swears at or whose ass he threatens to kick.
What I am apologizing for, is that the recording was ever made public in the first place. I am so sorry you all had to see such weakness on the part of # 7. He should never have allowed, under any circumstances, a recording like that to be released. Firstly, instead of threatening to kick the other individual's ass, he should simply have done it. Actions speak louder than words, and have a longer lasting effect.
This whole mess could have been very easily prevented. After kicking this person's ass, he should have taken the tape from them at that time and destroyed it. At the very least, # 7 should have acquired the tape after the fact. If the person in possesion of it refused to hand it over, then he should have immediately killed them, and quietly disposed of the body.
In summation, I am ashamed at # 7's disgusting public display of weakness. Be assured that # 7 will be disciplined, as this type of behavior will absolutely not be tolerated. It is clear that I have coddled him too much. I preferred not to beat him, but he has forced my hand. His cush days as a member of my man-harem are over.
It is time for him to become a part of my covert experiments for the perfect soldier. As part of these experiments, he will learn the value of action versus talk. I see a great potential for aggression in him. It seems all he needs is the proper training.
I will keep you posted on his progress.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
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