I had this dream awhile back (prior to the horror dream of my untimely demise) that was pretty funny. Hilarious, actually.
I dreamed that it was Superbowl Sunday. I dreamed that my boyfriend was Pakistani, and my adopted dad came over and was acting like a racist ass hole. My sister was there as well. My dad finally left, after I yelled at him about his intolerable behavior. After that, my boyfriend made me some kind of weird tea mixture that had curry in it. I drank it and felt better (I was not feeling well the day before).Then he left.
After I drank the weird tea, my sister put on her coat and was getting ready to leave as well. Before she left, she went to the refrigerator and pulled out a big fat sandwich with all kinds of meats and cheeses on it. She said "I made this for dad for the Superbowl, but I don't like the way he was treating your boyfriend. So I am giving his sandwich to your cat Mufasa."
She then placed the plate with the sandwich on the table and turned around to leave. Mufasa got up on the chair with his front feet on the table, and pulled a big piece of Swiss cheese off of the sandwich. Then, he noticed there was a bag of groceries across the table sitting on the other chair, with some sliced yellow cheese on top. So he got up on the table and walked over to the chair, and used his mouth to pull (with the Swiss cheese still hanging out of his mouth) a slice of yellow cheese out of the package. I laughed and said in a chiding tone, "Mufasa!"
That is when my cat looked at me and, in a voice slightly muffled by his mouthful of cheeses, said: "Hey! It's Game Day!"
Hilarious! I literally woke up laughing!
PS
No, I did not make this up. This was an actual dream that I had on 12/22/08
Thursday, January 22, 2009
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